In case you didn’t hear the news, someone at the Vatican is downloading tranny and BDSM porn. This story was broken by TorrentFreak and I was shocked that it wasn’t actually kiddie porn the priests were downloading. One of the flicks in the Vatican stash is from super-kinky website WhippedAss.com (who I discussed in our recent Princess Donna post), featuring hardcore starlets Krissy Lynn and Lea Lexis. The priests and I finally have something in common because I’m a fan of both those nasty freaks. You can’t go wrong with either one but I lean slightly in favor of Lea because she’s a pure dyme with a firm butt and fabulous pair of legs. Plus she’s Romanian and you know how loose those chicks are, word to the infamous Sandra Romain.
Nobody capitalizes on controversy quicker than porn star publicists… they move with the speed of African bootleggers making DVDs and t-shirts (See Tasha Reign and her photo with Bill Clinton for proof). Naturally, Team Lexis pounced on the Vatican situation, as they should.
Peep this informative press release, along with a few seductive Lea Lexis photos:
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) Exotic adult star Lea Lexis (http://twitter.com/lealexisxxx) is one of the starring actresses in an adult film that appears to have been downloaded by the Vatican. TorrentFreak.com broke the story with the release of a list of pornographic torrent files downloaded in Vatican City, the city-state that serves as the base for the Catholic church. The small holy city within Rome houses less than 800 citizens and included in its list of pirated materials was a XXX scene starring Lea Lexis and Krissy Lynn for one of Kink.com’s website labelled WhippedAss.com. The hardcore film features both actresses engaging in S&M, bondage, whips and hardcore sex.
Lea appeared on HuffingtonPost Live (http://live.huffingtonpost.com) to give her take on the story and admonish the Catholic residents for breaking one of its 10 Commandments, “Thou Shalt Not Steal.” The former professional gymnast called the Holy See hypocritical for its public condemnation of pornography and hopes that this revelation will make more the adult industry less taboo.
“I was surprised when I first learned that one of my scenes for WhippedAss.com with Krissy Lynn may have been downloaded by someone at The Vatican,” Lea said. “The film is particularly kinky with lots of whipping, bondage and S&M play, but I guess this proves that everyone really does watch porn, even the religious Catholics in Vatican City!“
After her interview with Huffington Post Live, Lea sat down with Huffington Post Weird News for a more in-depth discussion about her own history with religion. The European babe told reporter David Moye that the content of the download was not as surprising to her as the fact that it may have been illegally downloaded. The actress, who assisted in writing and production for John Stagliano’s Voracious, also hinted that the scandal might inspire a potential XXX spinoff.
That’s gonna be crazy. Wonder which male stud will play the Pope. Too bad the Vatican didn’t choose the black guy or we could’ve had Wesley Pipes do it. Damn.
